Peekofwar's Theories, OPINIONS, Humor, Hypothetical Situations, Memes, and More!
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Added: December 1, 2015 ~10:00 AM Last updated: December 1, 2015 11:00 AM
Possible Scenario: If you have epilepsy, you may be at risk more than you think! This scenario is based on things that could definitely happen. It is possible a similar scenario has already happened in real life.
ManMan with epilepsy is speeding and has cruise control enabled. P.O.A police patrol officer turns his lights on --It is late at night and is very dark ManMan in car has a seizure due to the blailing lights of the patrol car ManThe man’s car coasts off the road and hits a tree P.O.Officer calls in an ambulance after realizing the man is not breathing ManMan wakes up in a hospital remembering only the lights “I saw bright lights and I tried to look away...” DOCDoctor tells the officer that the poor man suffered from a traumatic seizure.
Cit.A citizen states that anyone with epilepsy is at risk to the light bar on top of police cars. The bar lights may be bright enough to see during the day, but at night they flash too fast and too bright causing this the severe risk.
Added: December 1, 2015 10:54 AM Last updated: December 1, 2015 10:54 AM
The Speed of Our Star?
How do we know that our star is moving 72,000 kilometers per hour when everything is moving in space? Nothing is static in space making it virtually impossible to determine an exact speed and thus the speed of said star could be moving grater or less than 72,000 kilometers per hour.
Added: December 3, 2015 12:00 PM Last updated: December 6, 2015 9:07 PM
What Does "You are a weenie" REALLY Mean? Because "Weenie" is another word for wiener, it's basically a friendly way to say "You are a [DICK]".
So the robot in that Sponge Bob episode is creating adult humor. The children just think it's a funny word, but the adults know exactly what is being said.
PS: "Weenie Hut Jr." is "[Dick] Hut Jr.".
Added: December 3, 2015 1:08 PM Last updated: December 3, 2015 1:08 PM
How do Detectives Close Their Cases? They make sure the case is correctly fitted to their device before locking it in place.
if x == true, then y == false else y == true endif if y == true, then x == true else x == false endif
// If 'x' == 'true', then what is the state of 'y'?
Date published: Tuesday, October 11, 2016, 10:38 AM (EST) Last updated: Wednesday, October 12, 2016, 10:20 AM (EST)
Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.
Grammar Saves Lives Two
#1): Let's eat my raptor friend Let us eat, my dear raptor friend. #2): (nothing to see here) >.>
Tuesday, October 11, 2016, 1:30 PM (EST) Last updated: (never)
"Two iPhones walk into a bar... I forget the rest." - Siri -- Oh, now I get it!
2 men walk into a bar. th first man orders sone h2o. the 2nd man ordrs sme h2o 2. The second man dies. (LOLSpeak was used on purpose.)
"Seriously, I'm retired. I still don't have a synthetic wife and / or children. They don't make those."
Monday, November 14, 2016 10:44 AM (EST)
"Why do we have to wear these suits, and why the expensive hovering platform?" said the guest. "Was a time machine not enough?" "We didn't want to alter anything in the timeline." said the expert. "Havent you already influenced it simply by being here and shifting atoms around?" "Wait, what?!" "You have already influenced the space-time-continuum. However, it will be exactly how you left it in the future because you were here before you were in the future. What I mean is that even if I step on a butterfly, nothing would change if I went back to the future... at least not that I would be able to tell." "You lost me." "Basically, these hover-bridges and space suites are completely pointless." "But... we don't want screw time..." "You never thought about it that way, did you?" "Uh, no. Wait, I'm the expert here!" "Yeah, the expert on missing-logic!"
Tuseday, November 15, 2016 --:-- -- (EST) Forgot time stamp on publish
Wait a Second...
Why is there a "Russian Spy" taking a test here?
Wednesday, November 16, 2016 10:53 AM (EST)
I Broke the AI!
But don't ask how.
Wednesday, November 16, 2016 10:57 AM (EST)
She's not an idiot. No mCAPTCHA is going to stop a sentient AI such as GLaDOS. WHEATLEY though... he may be a different story.
Wednesday, November 16, 2016 11:02 AM (EST)
Google might be part of the Illuminati (The Watchers)...
November 18, 2016 12:54 PM (EST)
GLaDOS vs reCAPTCHA
Guys, I think GLaDOS is starting to get [REDACTED} off!
December 14, 2016 11:38 AM (EST)
Why is it Too Early for Christmass?
Becasue it's december 19, not december 25.
December 19, 2016 10:57 (EST)
Have you ever wondered what BB-8's favorite song is? Well obviously it's the one with those lyrics.
January 31, 2017 11:56 AM (EST)
Nothing is impossible. Which thus means that impossibility must be possible, promptly contradicting the initial statement.
March 17, 2017 12:23 PM (EST) Last modified on April 21, 2017 2:54 PM (EST)
Whomever thinks the "ME" command in Twitch chat warrants a timeout or ban wasn't thinking very logically.